Friday, July 16, 2010

Beets should come with a morning after note. Beets are the most terrifying vegetable known to man's psyche. Who needs that kind of scare? Something to be taped to your bathroom window "Don't Worry. You Ate Beets Yesterday."
I wonder if there is a special code in the emergency rooms. "Nothing doing champ, you just have Root 666"
People who may want to think twice about eating beets:
Woody Allen
Pregnant Women
geriatrics- they misread the waters and end things early
children of new parents

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